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blowdryer 

Blowdrying a girl's hair while she goes down on you, preferably with an ionizing blowdryer.
Dude, I gave that girl a blowdryer in Singapore.
blowdryer by urbanjourno February 28, 2010
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Blowdryer 

While lieing on your back getting a blowjob you blast a huge fart on your girl's face.
This bitch was blowing me and I gave her a blowdryer so bad it vibrated her neck.
Blowdryer by David Tobias Levine September 7, 2008

blowdryer blues 

A state of sexual frustration so intense that one is forced to turn to household objects for relief.
Jared: Jordan hasn't emerged from the bathroom since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Jeremy: He's got a wicked case of the blowdryer blues.
blowdryer blues by zemblanity December 15, 2011

blowdryer bitch 

The type of bitch that will literally suck your dick dry and swallow your kids.
Yo Chad heard you got that sloppy toppy from Tina last night. Yeah man she was a blowdryer bitch.

Kansas Blowdryer 

When your getting a blowjob on a rather windy day, you finish into the wind and your girl catches it in her mouth
My girl is pretty talented she was able to pull off a Kansas Blowdryer yesterday.
Kansas Blowdryer by Thatoneguy52 September 20, 2017

Chicago Blowdryer

When you cum into someone’s nose and they take the semen in their nose and blow it hotly out onto the male’s genitals.
Stephanie: I think I want to try the Chicago Blowdryer tonight.

Chad: It’s really cold out in the Windy City.
Chicago Blowdryer by City names August 22, 2018

Bangcock Blowdryer 

The act of putting a condom on and rubbing icy hot on it, penetrating a woman in her vagina, pulling out and beating your cock on her clit then blowing on it to cause a burning effect.
Did you hear about the Bangcock Blowdryer I gave Tiffany? She was screaming bloody murder cause her vag was on fire!!
Bangcock Blowdryer by Razz630 August 27, 2010
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