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blossoming flower

When you stick your whole fist up an orifice of someone, pussy or asshole does not matter, and you make your hand go from fist to open hand slowly but forcefully.
My wife's in the hospital, I tried the ol' blossoming flower on her and ruptured her insides.

Blooming flower 

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.
Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.
Blooming flower by Loudeezy October 29, 2021

blooming flower 

This is the term most commonly used to describe the act of swiftly pulling your penis out of your partners rectum, thus causing the inner tissue to "bloom" outward; producing what appears to be a flesh colored flower blooming from the anus
How was your time in prison?

It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.

Blooming flower 

Similar to fisting, it is the act of putting your hand in the shape of a duck bill (like you would if doing a shadow puppet.) You then slip the hand into the vagina until you reach as far as you can go. Once you are there, you open your hand and wiggle your fingers.
She was so horny I gave her a blooming flower

blooming flower 

When a guy sticks his dick between his legs, and then opens his legs quick, flinging his dick up into the air, thus a blooming flower.
Hey Becky, want to see my blooming flower!
blooming flower by Bob slideil April 30, 2006

Blooming flower 

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.
Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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