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blossoming flower

The result of a vagina becoming sexually aroused, wherein the increased blood flow to the clit, labia and pussy cheeks creates the resemblance of a blossoming flower.
"She was so aroused when I was about to eat her pussy that it looked like a blossoming flower," exclaimed Tommy.
by ice-b June 25, 2018
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When you stick your whole fist up an orifice of someone, pussy or asshole does not matter, and you make your hand go from fist to open hand slowly but forcefully.
My wife's in the hospital, I tried the ol' blossoming flower on her and ruptured her insides.
by thejewishniggernazi January 15, 2018
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When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.
Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.
by Loudeezy October 29, 2021
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This is the term most commonly used to describe the act of swiftly pulling your penis out of your partners rectum, thus causing the inner tissue to "bloom" outward; producing what appears to be a flesh colored flower blooming from the anus
How was your time in prison?

It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.
by Morgan Candlelight April 10, 2009
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Similar to fisting, it is the act of putting your hand in the shape of a duck bill (like you would if doing a shadow puppet.) You then slip the hand into the vagina until you reach as far as you can go. Once you are there, you open your hand and wiggle your fingers.
She was so horny I gave her a blooming flower
by Unsolicited Advice Guy April 13, 2010
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When a guy sticks his dick between his legs, and then opens his legs quick, flinging his dick up into the air, thus a blooming flower.
Hey Becky, want to see my blooming flower!
by Bob slideil April 30, 2006
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The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.
Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?
by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020
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