Bloonk 

When you are drinking a soda from a can and you get the liquid on the lip of the can.

Sean: Hey watch out for this bump, you might bloonk your soda

Bloonk by Nivag Reyob February 12, 2019

bloonk 

the noise you make when you spot an exeptionally large "badonkadonk"

bloonk!! check out that girls badonkadonk!!

bloonk by Blonka May 15, 2008

bloonk 

someone who is annoyingly dumb

“why’d you not study you fucking bloonk”

bloonk by antiraids June 12, 2025

go bloonk 

verb

make the sound when you put your foot on the water in the pool

in the water i always go bloonk

go bloonk by paoaoaoaosejjjun9n0nnnnnlnorig January 3, 2021

blookup 

sound made when the phone rings

i went to anwer the phone when i heard it blookup

blookup by JayJay24k January 13, 2006

Bloon 

Basically a balloon but monkeys hate it

Monke 1: i hate bloons Monke 2: A BLOON KILL IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bloon by I want cake April 23, 2021

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017