bloody muffin
When a girl is having her period and you eat her out, while fingering her asshole and you pop your finger in her mouth and yell bloody muffin.
bloody muffin by Leon Johnson November 7, 2006
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bloody muffin
When a guy is all up in that pussy and the girls cherry pops. The guy relizes the cherry poped and he gets a muffin to soak up all the blood. Then when all the blood is soaked up the girl eats it!!!
bloody muffin by Peejizz O'Shit August 22, 2007
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bloody muffin
A very lame excuse used by a drunken crack whore to get out of coming to work because her daughter is on her period.
bloody muffin by J-Dizzle815 March 22, 2008
crusty blood muffin
When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.
crusty blood muffin by Jamoocaba February 4, 2010
Blood Muffin
A vagina during menstruation. Failure by a women to inform the person performing cunnilingus that she is on her period.
"Charles forgot our anniversary Veronica, I taught him a lesson by treating him to a 'Blood Muffin' he won't forget that I can tell you."
Blood Muffin by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010
bloody muffkin
The act of Performing a muffkin,while pulling out a skanks juicy ripe tampon, thereby sprinkling the face of the perpatrator.
bloody muffkin by wangbone and willflatch November 23, 2009
bloodmuffin
noun :1) A used tampon 2) adj a dirogitory term directed at someone resembling a cotton swab shoved up the itchy vagina of a rabidly menstraiting woman, then removed and discarded.
bloodmuffin by Wyreth December 30, 2006
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