bloody muffin 

When a girl is having her period and you eat her out, while fingering her asshole and you pop your finger in her mouth and yell bloody muffin.

I gave my girlfriend, KoKo a bloody muffin last night!

bloody muffin by Leon Johnson November 7, 2006

bloody muffin 

When a guy is all up in that pussy and the girls cherry pops. The guy relizes the cherry poped and he gets a muffin to soak up all the blood. Then when all the blood is soaked up the girl eats it!!!

PJ poped the cherry and made her eat that bloody muffin.

bloody muffin by Peejizz O'Shit August 22, 2007

bloody muffin 

A very lame excuse used by a drunken crack whore to get out of coming to work because her daughter is on her period.

I can't come to work today because "Jamie" has a bloody muffin.

bloody muffin by J-Dizzle815 March 22, 2008

crusty blood muffin 

When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.

Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.

crusty blood muffin by Jamoocaba February 4, 2010

Blood Muffin 

A vagina during menstruation. Failure by a women to inform the person performing cunnilingus that she is on her period.

"Charles forgot our anniversary Veronica, I taught him a lesson by treating him to a 'Blood Muffin' he won't forget that I can tell you."

Blood Muffin by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010

bloody muffkin 

The act of Performing a muffkin,while pulling out a skanks juicy ripe tampon, thereby sprinkling the face of the perpatrator.

Lenord Skyler performed a bloody muffkin on his first cousins' 18th birthday.

bloody muffkin by wangbone and willflatch November 23, 2009

bloodmuffin

noun :1) A used tampon 2) adj a dirogitory term directed at someone resembling a cotton swab shoved up the itchy vagina of a rabidly menstraiting woman, then removed and discarded.

adj: You are a bloodmuffin.
noun: Clean up your damn bloodmuffins, I don't want to touch them.

bloodmuffin by Wyreth December 30, 2006