Definitions by Jamoocaba
weasel treats
The beautiful act of placing small candy such as milk duds into your asshole. You then have that special someone tongue them out of your rectum.
weasel treats by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010
turbin turd
Where your shit is so massive that when pulled back by the flush it clogs the hole. However, it allowed just enough suction to spin the toilet paper, and eventually the shit paper cyclones itself down on the end of the turd creating a turban turd.
turbin turd by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010
crusty blood muffin
When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.
crusty blood muffin by Jamoocaba February 4, 2010
fuggle nut
Where an individual has been traumatized in the genital area;(male). As a result of the trauma, the testicle then moves from the scrotum sack up to the mouth, usually in pieces with a root beer like consistency. The individual usually displays seizure like movements until the testicle has left the mouth.
fuggle nut by Jamoocaba December 27, 2007