bloody monkeys
"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"
Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."
Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."
bloody monkeys by maddjl326 January 7, 2009
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Bloody Monkey
a 40oz of Olde English 800 mixed with some Cranberry juice
Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with cranberry juice.
It is a very tasty treat.
Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with cranberry juice.
It is a very tasty treat.
Bloody Monkey by diznon August 21, 2009
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Bloody Monkey
Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"
Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"
Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"
Bloody Monkey by Zyklon_ March 9, 2023
Blood monkey
The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
Blood monkey by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018
monkey blood
Raspberry syrup, typically applied to a 99 ice cream cone by a Mr Whippy in a northern industrial town.
monkey blood by northnog February 8, 2012
monkey blood
another term for merthiolate or thimerosal
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds
monkey blood by AllieB January 13, 2008
Monkey's Blood
Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.
Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.
Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.
Monkey's Blood by jesusfuck! October 5, 2009
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