bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."

by maddjl326 January 07, 2009

up the wazoo

1. An expression explaining excessive amounts.
2. Up the anus.

"I've got essays up the wazoo."

by maddjl326 January 07, 2009