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bloody donut

when a female tricks an unsespecting male into vaginal intercourse during her menstrual period
i took this bitch home from the club and she tried slipping me the bloody donut.
by skippie October 13, 2005
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BLOODY DONUT

A term used by great British chef Gordon Ramsay, it means you stupid and dumb. It is used as an insult most the time, if Gordon yells this it means you couldn’t find the lamb sauce.
YOU BLOODY DONUT, YOU UNDER COOKED THE BEEF!

YOU ACT LIKE A DONUT, YOU SMELL LIKE A DONUT, AND YOU ARE A BLOODY DONUT!
by Kermit the frog226 March 9, 2022
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you know what, i dont give a bloody shit

What you say when youve just had enough and cant be bovered to listen to someone drone on for any longer.
geography teacher: today we are learning about global warming

!st person: global warming will soon cause massive destruction and in about 40 generations global death.

2nd person:do you know what, i dont give a bloody shit.
by daisyssis21 December 8, 2009
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Blood Donation

A Blood Donation is when you eat a chick out while she is on her period.
Sheila said that she was on her period, so I told her it was time for her to do a Blood Donation.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo January 18, 2023
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blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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Donating Blood

"You down for donating blood?""
"Yeah, I got the supplies, lets do it after class man."
by UMFAN October 29, 2011
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donate blood

What a ghetto girl asks you to do after you break up with her. It means that she is going to get her gang to beat you.
Babe, come over tomorrow. I need you to donate blood.
by WhiteGuyWhoLovesLife January 28, 2009
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