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wicked slam

(alternate versions to the sexual implication)
1. to prove a point and establish absolute authority
2. that cool hip upcoming prison

3. a malefic poetry contest. that verse tornado, that ravishes the audience and leaves a mark on the contestants. pure poetry! right?
4. that old, but still cool, Onyx song.
Doug: on his show, John Oliver did a wicked slam on the wicked US slam system. "Disgusted, busted"! (quoting Onyx) activism poetry, hard to compete there.
by wokeup2this July 21, 2022
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feng shui

one of the first schools of interior design, teaching basic rules for combining materials so that there's no clash.

both the practical art and the sensibility of placing things in any given space, so that one just feels good.

is it the directional energy that the ancients were fearing when placing their bed, or just the draft?
feng shui specialist: you can't put that there, the Qi is attacking your bed!
Doug: i understand.
by wokeup2this July 9, 2022
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heavy metal

music genre that can infuse even the most sad romantic song with anger, making you feel the bitterness behind the soft flowing words, previously too subtle, before this translation, teaching us not to make the mistake of idealising toxic, co-dependant situations, and glorifying drama as passion - "It must have been love", a good example, and what many like to focus on when looking at their relationships.
for the keen introspecter, there will be truth to the words "heavy metal broke my heart".
researcher: what heavy metal would you recommend?
Doug: i think i'm gonna go with osmium.
by wokeup2this July 16, 2022
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electric car

something nice to do for the environment, especially if you live in a country where a large percentage of the energy is clean. even though manufacturing it has a big impact on the environment, because of those darn batteries that every electric car company, and not only, is working on improving to the point of exasperation, with your purchase, you would be supporting the research to build better things, faster.

blissfully silent vehicle at city-friendly speeds compared to the other one.

alternate definition: my e-baby
friend: you're getting a car? i hope it's an electric car, you promote them like you work there, don't disappoint.
Doug: placed my order. waiting. (pacing impatiently) delivery estimate sometime next year. this will be a hellish wait. it takes way too long to build my electric baby! we need to move faster. funding always helps. have you considered an electric car? better than that old Covid Audi of yours.
by wokeup2this July 19, 2022
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leather

natural animal asset, ideally placed, by Nature Itself, on the actual animal, in perpetuity.

something you no longer need in the modern world, with all these breathtaking technological advancements and successfully applied research in the field of better-for-you, more ethical, more sustainable materials.

opportunity to evolve beyond being a selfish traditionalist.
person A: no! my favourite brands are still producing leather goods inscribed with Gucci/D&G/LV/...
person B: no! there is nothing more luxurious than a leather couch or car seat.
person C: no! that black leather jacket makes me feel trendy/cool/younger than i actually am, the feeling needs to be real.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?
guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.
by wokeup2this July 21, 2022
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Jesus

can this guy be just a very nice person that meditated a lot?
Doug: hey, J!
Jesus: hey, Forcett.
by wokeup2this July 8, 2022
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