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archangel

a nickname sometimes given by the gods to very nice people
some God: I name you Archangel Gabrielle.
by wokeup2this July 8, 2022
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feng shui

one of the first schools of interior design, teaching basic rules for combining materials so that there's no clash.

both the practical art and the sensibility of placing things in any given space, so that one just feels good.

is it the directional energy that the ancients were fearing when placing their bed, or just the draft?
feng shui specialist: you can't put that there, the Qi is attacking your bed!
Doug: i understand.
by wokeup2this July 9, 2022
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overbusiness

to overbusiness, the process of overbusinessing, a state in which you can find yourself (ideally on purpose)

to just succeed in business with pure nonchalance, to shake hands and close deals en-mass and be a serial hi-fiver, to have a certain flair for the money, to make it happen fast in a world where capitalism is law and be the alpha gamer of the game, to build an empire where few others, as a percentage, have dared to, to come out of every human interaction with a new action-investment plan, to be Starfleet, not Kirk, on your enterprise.
Doug: friend, i have a vision.
friend: maximum overbusiness!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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one true god

both the name of a popular band and a complete illusion.

there is no one true god (except for the above mentioned, of course). this is, and will continue to be so for a very long time, a very unpopular belief. what if, most religions, we live in a universe with infinite gods, because gods keep making other gods, forever.
can you accept this perspective?

would you be happy to find out your god is not alone?
think about it.
by wokeup2this July 9, 2022
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incense

something you inhale, like cigarette smoke, so be mindful to not develop lung cancer. skip!
the modern person: if i can't use incense sticks to build up an atmosphere and make my house smell nice, what else? diffuser oils?
Doug: what are they made of? hopefully something ok for lungs. check! but why not bake some cookies, you can add vanilla extract, it works! plant some nice lilies or citruses, and figure out how to get them to bloom in sequence, so that you always see and smell something nice around. or just bake more cookies with lots of vanilla extract, everyone will like you more!
by wokeup2this July 9, 2022
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manifestation

a practice in which you are expected to think about what you want, make it crystal clear for yourself, and have the guts to repeatedly ask for it, in whatever format you see fit.
if it's completely ethical or in your best interest to get it, you will most likely receive it.
manifestation:

Doug: i am manifesting a brand new, red BMW.
some God: why should you get a new car for free? what about the impact on the environment? what about all the resources that were consumed for it to be made? what about all the people that worked hard to make it? are they getting anything for free? do you really need that new car?
Doug: i am manifesting a brand new, red BMW.
(repeat for 10 min every day)
by wokeup2this July 9, 2022
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Jesus

can this guy be just a very nice person that meditated a lot?
Doug: hey, J!
Jesus: hey, Forcett.
by wokeup2this July 8, 2022
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