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The Broodwich
It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!
*The Broodwich does not have bacon due to the fact that there are simply no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon the bed of evil... and lettuce... bed of evil and lettuce.
*The Broodwich does not have bacon due to the fact that there are simply no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon the bed of evil... and lettuce... bed of evil and lettuce.
If you eat The Broodwich in its entirety, you will be banished to a realm where unhappily married demons talk about their bitchy wives and then try to hack you with an axe. If you don't like sun-dried tomatoes but do like temporary exile to unimaginably horrific dimensions, then The Broodwich is for you.
The Broodwich by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford June 28, 2010
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broodwich
It is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.
I ate a bite of the broodwich and I went into an alternate dimension. A voice told me i'd know where it was in time, but the real question is will I care? Probably not.
(This is an ATHF reference)
(This is an ATHF reference)
broodwich by epic (aka the drizzle) June 17, 2004
bloodrocuted
When you are electrocuted and you or someone elses blood acts as the conductor. Considered by metalheads one of the most hardcore ways to die.
Jeff "I havent seen Jerry around in awhile, he was supposed to meet us at Dennies before all the waffle goths got here."
Dave "Oh you didnt hear, he got bloodrocuted in a bizzare gardening incident"
Jeff "HARDCORE"
Dave "Oh you didnt hear, he got bloodrocuted in a bizzare gardening incident"
Jeff "HARDCORE"
bloodrocuted by Patty T August 24, 2007
bloodrocution
Electrocution via blood as the conductor, resulting in death. First coined in episode 6 of Metalocalypse.
Nathan Explosion: "Great song title. BLOODROCUTION!"
(~Metalocalypse)
Bob: "I personally think bloodrocution should be the new method of executing the death sentence."
Jane: "With their own blood, I assume."
Bob: "Of course."
Jane: "You are a sick, sick man."
(~Metalocalypse)
Bob: "I personally think bloodrocution should be the new method of executing the death sentence."
Jane: "With their own blood, I assume."
Bob: "Of course."
Jane: "You are a sick, sick man."
bloodrocution by Squishybrainsoup April 10, 2008
Bloodrecuted
Bloodrecuted by Patty T December 11, 2008