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When friends invite you to come play blonghole in the yard, so you you order a drum of lubricant and a gimp suit in anticipation. Then you show up expecting a nude slip n’ slide, just to realize it’s a graduation party where “whitey” is celebrating Cinco de Mayo and a doctoral degree. Also, carbon buildup on a whale shaped bong.

Lubed up and ready for blonghole! Safety-word is whale bong!!!

blonghole by Vaderaid May 18, 2018

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Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

Alaskan Blowhole by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Related Words

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Bunghole Buffet

When an individual let’s you eat their ass out all day, any day, buffet style

Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didn’t taste like chicken.

Bunghole Buffet by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Bunghole chills

When something grosses you out so much that you get chills up your butthole.

Seeing that kid play with her loose tooth gave me bunghole chills.

Bunghole chills by Hank Thompkins April 10, 2009

Bunghole Bromance

When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.

Bunghole Bromance by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019

Feces blowhole

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.

Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.

Feces blowhole by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012

Bunghole

An anus.

I need tee-pee for my bunghole!

Bunghole by Beaver Lover October 17, 2003

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026