blonghole

When friends invite you to come play blonghole in the yard, so you you order a drum of lubricant and a gimp suit in anticipation. Then you show up expecting a nude slip n’ slide, just to realize it’s a graduation party where “whitey” is celebrating Cinco de Mayo and a doctoral degree. Also, carbon buildup on a whale shaped bong.

Lubed up and ready for blonghole! Safety-word is whale bong!!!

by Vaderaid May 18, 2018

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Bunghole Buffet

When an individual let’s you eat their ass out all day, any day, buffet style

Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didn’t taste like chicken.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Bunghole chills

When something grosses you out so much that you get chills up your butthole.

Seeing that kid play with her loose tooth gave me bunghole chills.

by Hank Thompkins April 10, 2009

Bunghole Bromance

When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.

by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019

Feces blowhole

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.

Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.

by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012

Bunghole

An anus.

I need tee-pee for my bunghole!

by Beaver Lover October 17, 2003