by dallaslea February 06, 2008

Someone who likes to bend over on the edge of roads whilst, physically, sexually and emotionally degrading themselves.
by truthspeaker123+321 November 18, 2011

1) A painful fungal growth on the inside of a person's eyelids, usually accompanied with painful discharging of blue pus. Highly contagious.
2) A small mammal found predominantly in South Wales valleys, notable for its large eyes and bushy tail. Nests mainly in dark and damp ditches.
2) A small mammal found predominantly in South Wales valleys, notable for its large eyes and bushy tail. Nests mainly in dark and damp ditches.
1) "I caught Bowditch from John. It's so painful. I've just been to the doctor and he prescribed me some penicillin".
2) "The Bowditch is a secretive creature, famed for its short lifespan and prodigious libido".
2) "The Bowditch is a secretive creature, famed for its short lifespan and prodigious libido".
by Ingus Parlance June 23, 2009

iPhone Subscriber: It said no upfront fee, then they charged me double the monthly rate on the second month!
Citizen: The ole bait and switch!
iPhone Subscriber: Real Bowditch!
Citizen: The ole bait and switch!
iPhone Subscriber: Real Bowditch!
by Genesis Adam December 01, 2010

by Matthew EC February 02, 2023
