bowditch

the best last name in the world.

dallas bowditch
clare bowditch
two amazing human beings

by dallaslea February 06, 2008

bowditch

Someone who likes to bend over on the edge of roads whilst, physically, sexually and emotionally degrading themselves.

Did you see John next to the old road near the farm? He was being such a bowditch

by truthspeaker123+321 November 18, 2011

Bowditch

1) A painful fungal growth on the inside of a person's eyelids, usually accompanied with painful discharging of blue pus. Highly contagious.

2) A small mammal found predominantly in South Wales valleys, notable for its large eyes and bushy tail. Nests mainly in dark and damp ditches.

1) "I caught Bowditch from John. It's so painful. I've just been to the doctor and he prescribed me some penicillin".

2) "The Bowditch is a secretive creature, famed for its short lifespan and prodigious libido".

by Ingus Parlance June 23, 2009

Tom Bowditch

An alpha male who is a massive nerd at school but good at punching things.

Holy shit its Tom Bowditch, lets get out the way so his alpha can shine.

by Matthew EC February 02, 2023

bowditch

To graciously invite, then only to dupe.
renege

iPhone Subscriber: It said no upfront fee, then they charged me double the monthly rate on the second month!

Citizen: The ole bait and switch!

iPhone Subscriber: Real Bowditch!

by Genesis Adam December 01, 2010