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blondetage 

The montage of cute blonde girls in the stands at sporting events during time outs or any stoppage of play.
I tuned into the Cubs game on WGN just in time for the 7th inning blondetage.

With her low cut tank top and courtside seats she's a ringer to make the blondetage tonight.
blondetage by peckerle May 12, 2011

banterage 

Making conversation with friends via the medium of email. This is usually carried out whilst in the office when one should actually be working. It can also be done in stealth mode. It is common for the subject matter of the banter to be of a smutty nature and to contain plenty of toilet humour. Other topics of discussion can include football, sexual encounters and general sicko talk. It is believed that the word originated in Brighton between a group of lads that went to Cardinal Newman school.
'That was some great banterage today boys'
banterage by The Yam August 9, 2006

Bontrager 

Used to describe a person that has an obsessive fetish for smiley faces, and things of the yellow color. A bontrager person is also know to talk with a lisp.
Lets see a hypothetical example:

Guy: Whoa, i count 264 smiley faces in this room, why so many?

Bontrager: Oh sssilly, they dethscribe my perthsonality
Bontrager by USSR-CCCP January 21, 2009

Bontrager 

A bike company owned by keith Bontrager , well known for their mountain bikes.
" that bontrager bike was cool as fuck man"
Bontrager by Bonemasonary January 30, 2018
When you think you see a hot girl far away, but as you get closer you realize she is not hot at all. It's like a mirage for your boner.
John: Oh man that girl looks so hot... I'm about to pop a huge boner..

two minutes pass and they get closer.

Bob: Ew, dude, she's actually really ugly.. Bonerage..
Bonerage by LucasAT February 4, 2006

Blontourage 

The way in which pretty blonde women/girls attract a following.
" Did you see amy at mavi last night, blontourage was in full affect?"
Blontourage by Blontouragefan May 13, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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