When you pull off some smartass comeback against a crappy teacher that gains everyone else a few glorious moments of banter, but gains you extrawork or a detention.
Teacher: Where's your book?
Smartass: At home.
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Smartass: Having more fun than me.
*insert laughter here*
Teacher: Detention at lunch for not doing your homework.
Skrub: Damn, he just got bookslapped.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.