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dutch bag slapper 

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.
As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

bag-slapper 

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path
"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"
bag-slapper by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022

bag slapper 

1)One who slaps his bag at work. 2)AKA:Ray Klapper
Bag slapper really knows how to fuck off at work.
bag slapper by Jabber September 14, 2003

Dutch Bag Slapper

When you drop a turd so fat that it snacks your balls when it falls.
I just dropped a fat dutch bag slapper bro.
Dutch Bag Slapper by guyw88wejbdd January 28, 2026

Bigslappedrudeness

A person who aspires to be a Valdameer
Pfff, your not a Valdameer your a Bigslappedrudeness
Bigslappedrudeness by Valdy December 12, 2004

bigslappedrudeness

The relief one feels when one doesn't have a reeghno
After checking one does not have a reeghno one feels bigslappedrudeness
bigslappedrudeness by Evil Rhi December 12, 2004
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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