blockum 

Very high on marajuana

Dude, I'm totally fuckin blockum.

Let's get blockum

blockum by clyde November 29, 2003

cock blockula 

a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.

Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!

cock blockula by bradlay July 4, 2008

blockamore 

Some one who looks good from a distance but is really ugly up close.

Your girl looks good from a blockamore.

blockamore by GT April 4, 2003

Blockuments 

Any incriminating record showing conspiracy that a January 6th faketriot refuses to turn over.

Despite initially cooperating with the request to share information, Mark Meadows pivoted and classified all of his records as blockuments.

Blockuments by Kat'O9 January 22, 2022

Blackument 

a) When a black person is in the wrong, but can't see why, so thinks they are being picked on simply because of their skin colour.

b) When a black person tries to bring their reputation as an agressor into an argument to try and win.

a) Black woman overtakes a queue of traffic by driving on wrong side of road. Then, is met by a car coming towards her that won't move out the way to let her continue to jump the queue. She can't see why she isn't getting her own way, so presumes she is a victim of racism. A blackument ensues.

b) Black man decides he wants to steal a bike by accusing the white owner of stealing it from him first. He gets in the owners face and intimidates them until they give in and lose their property, or more white people get envolved and the black man runs away.

Blackument by ColourBlind August 10, 2012

Blickums 

A word near and dear to drummers who play in hair metal bands. The term is derived from the style played on the drums... blickum, blickum, blickum, blickum.

Snaughtly Crue: PLAY BLICKUMS!

Greg: (on his drums) BLICKUM, BLICKUM, BLICKUM, BLICKUM

Blickums by His Royal Throbness September 22, 2005

Blackumulation 

When a large amount of black people suddenly seem to have appeared in one certain area without notice.

Bro, we better leave. There's been a lot of blackumulation.

Blackumulation by noi'mnotracist January 23, 2010