clyde's definitions

blockum

Very high on marajuana

Dude, I'm totally fuckin blockum.

Let's get blockum

by clyde November 29, 2003

quib

Quib is a 70's LA term for coughing while trying to hold in a pot hit either from a joint, pipe, or bong. Of course, it is a negative thing and the goal is not to quit.

Stoner A: Dude, pack the frigin bowl.
Stoner B: Here ya go, dude.
Stoner A: Gurrrrgle.........
Stoner B: Snap that bitch ya pussy
Stoner A: Gurrrrlgle......(small successive coughs)
Stoner B: Don't fuckin quib man!

by clyde November 29, 2003

new jersey

NJ is a real wasteland, and a disappointing state that can be pretty boring but you could do a lot worse as far as boring i.e. Idaho, North and South Dakota, Iowa, Ohio, Indiana, Oklahoma, Alabama etc.

NJ is just barely tolerable.

Almost everyone has lived in NJ at some point in their life, but you wouldn't know because no one dares admit it. the only ones who seem to be proud of this state are Bon Jovi and Springstein, still trying to figure out why.

by clyde June 4, 2004

fagg0sexual

Fagg0sexual - see also faggosexual

Clyde is a fagg0sexual.

by Clyde October 11, 2004

Tart Fuel

A homemade aphrodisiac.

I guarantee you that the best tart fuel has to have chocolate and a few droplets of a 21 year old woman's sweat.

by Clyde October 17, 2004

Mozart

One bad ass mofo who could rock the piano like no one else.

Bach ain't got nothin' on Mozart.

When I grow up, I want to be just like Mozart.

by Clyde November 12, 2004

Scrappa

East coats street slang for money.

I need to pawn this stuff so i can get some scrappa!

by Clyde November 16, 2004