I don't think much of da Bible, anyway, so it wouldn't matter to me if someone quoted "scripture" or "blockture" to me --- da content is still all da same intolerably stupid/offensive/hypocritical crap, no matter what da typeface.
by QuacksO March 3, 2021
Get the blockture mug.A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.
Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".
Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".
I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.
by torontobunglist January 26, 2018
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-noun. pronounced blek- chur
A long-winded lecture by anyone whose name starts with a B. This lecture will usually start off with the intent of answering a 'simple' question, or explanation. The person on the receiving end is usually a captive listener either talking to their boss, parent, or other authority figure.
Ironically, as long-winded as this definition is it also can be classified as a blecture if the person publishing it had a name starting with the letter B.
A long-winded lecture by anyone whose name starts with a B. This lecture will usually start off with the intent of answering a 'simple' question, or explanation. The person on the receiving end is usually a captive listener either talking to their boss, parent, or other authority figure.
Ironically, as long-winded as this definition is it also can be classified as a blecture if the person publishing it had a name starting with the letter B.
Mark: Hey Tom, where have you been?
Tom: My boss just spent the last three hours explaining what our company's plan is for the new fiscal year when I just asked about our next meeting.
Mark: Sounds like you've experienced your first blecture
Tom: My boss just spent the last three hours explaining what our company's plan is for the new fiscal year when I just asked about our next meeting.
Mark: Sounds like you've experienced your first blecture
by Dickarmy May 31, 2010
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"That car dealership really brockturnered me on the price of my new ride."
"That car dealership really brockturnered me on the price of my new ride."
by WickedA September 4, 2016
Get the BrockTurnered mug.The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)
That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'
by xmovox October 26, 2009
Get the cock blockternity mug.Despite initially cooperating with the request to share information, Mark Meadows pivoted and classified all of his records as blockuments.
by Kat'O9 January 22, 2022
Get the Blockuments mug.Someone who is usually from an African-American descent that only gains popularity/success in Youtube (And other social medias) because of their skin colour. They follow a cookie-cutter formula of stereo-typing black culture in order to "spice up" their bland and useless reaction videos. Almost ALWAYS will they be uploading ONLY Reaction videos to anything related to Hip-Hop/Typically Ghetto stuff.
"Hey man have you checked out (Black Reaction Youtube Channel)?"
"Nah man, he's just a blacktuber, find some REAL content."
"Nah man, he's just a blacktuber, find some REAL content."
by JustYourAverageCooki January 9, 2020
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