blobcat

1. A very very fat cat; the smaller the head the better. Generally unreceptive to hugs, pets, or loving of any kind. Although they appear to be content to simply sit and be rotund, blobcats secretly love affection

2. A student in the field of philosophy who enjoys paradoxes, syntax, rollicking theological debate, and very very fat cats

She tried to sit on the couch, but the blobcat covered three cushions

by Schnoo June 24, 2009

Bobcatted

When you get punched to the ground and then stomped on.

Omar bobcatted Bobcat

by 1264 Brudder September 26, 2019

bobcat pretzel

A hilarious term Lucy Kelson (Sandra Bullock) uses in the movie Two Weeks Notice to describe her flexibility and prowess in bed to George Wade (Hugh Grant) while drunk.

Lucy: You should be so lucky because the lawyerly exterior...don't let that fool you because inside I am, like, a complete animal. It's, like, bobcat. You know, it's scary.
George: I can see that it might be.
Lucy: No. No. Look, I can bend like a pretzel. I'm serious. And I'm not talking the straight kind. I'm talking, like, the twisty kind. Twisty like the bobcat, salty type of pretzel. A bobcat pretzel. Because that's what men want, right?

George: Yes, that is their dream.

by supernovaAndy May 13, 2014

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Bobcat eye

The Bobcat Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UC Merced too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely. It has the same meaning as Triton Eye.

Guy 1: O shit that girl is cute...
Guy 2: That girl looks like a cow, what are you talking about... you must be getting bobcat eye!!

by Arian19 April 1, 2009

Bobcat

Bobcat- a cougar that doesn't really want to do anything but makeout and second base; c*cktease cougar; Resembles a wild cat but has little to no wild blood; Often times a married woman that acts unmarried for isolated incidents but in the end stays faithful for the most part

So I am making out with older lady that I thought was a cougar, then the Bobcat puts on her wedding ring right as things are getting interesting.

by Boonedoggle23 April 19, 2009

Naked Bobcat Wrestling

Term used to describe the type of activity required to have produced the mystery damage that sometimes appears on your body after a night of heavy drinking.

"I have no idea how much i drank last night, but i must have been doing some serious naked bobcat wrestling to fuck myself up this bad."

by Phelis June 9, 2013