bloatshit

to big and heavy for it's functionality software, "bloated"

java (tm) is a classic bloatshit.

by Renorio November 30, 2006

batshit crazy

A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.

Dude that guy on the corner wears a tinfoil hat and ripped all the wires out of his house so the government couldn't listen to his thoughts.

Really?

Yeah, he's batshit crazy.

by KBLI August 20, 2009

batshit

A level of insanity that the word alone cannot justify. Usable as a prefix ("Batshit insane") or on its own.

Popularised by Something Awful, before it was rubbish.

"That Gay Farmers For Jesus site is completely batshit."

by Foul Egg January 20, 2003

batshit

To describe something/someone that is beyond crazy and insane.
In particular, insanity to the degree of being extreme.
Also is a way to describe someone who lacks any sense or rationality.
Also describes a state of being crazy.
Synonyms include: irrational, insane, crazy, extreme, delusional, lunatic, etc.

Wow, that bitch who picked a fight with me yesterday was batshit!

by whats_yo_name_pussycat May 11, 2018

batshit eloquence

When something expressed is so beyond crazy that it makes perfect sense.

As he stood on the street corner yelling out his innermost thoughts, the sheer batshit eloquence of it all swept me off my feet.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2019

batshit

Off the deep end, crazy, insane. But worse.

See Gary Busey.

My mom has gone totally batshit; she tried to microwave our cat!

by HolyHeartFailure September 22, 2005

Blogshitter

Blogshitter (n) Web equivalent of your conventional bullshitter. One who blogs endless torrents of mindless bullshit for the purpose of ....flat out lying, shit-stirring, sparking worthless debate and/or provoking reaction to the vast hordes of numbskulls stupid enough to bite.

Yeah I saw that, can you believe that dude he is such a blogshitter!

by UnitUK September 1, 2009