Bliv 

A person who seems or acts oblivious to what's going on around them.

That guy missed the boat because he was being a bliv when the meeting time was announced.

Bliv by FullMettleJAQet November 22, 2010

bliv 

1. Adjective, short for oblivious, entirely unaware or clueless

"She asked to borrow my car, but she had never learned to drive. She's so bliv.

bliv by t.r. kielikello April 22, 2005

bliv 

A person who is oBLIVious to what is going on around him or her.

The bus driver had to tell the bliv to get up from his seat so the lady with the stroller could sit down.

bliv by pentozali December 20, 2009

Zig eller bliv zigget 

"Zig eller bliv zigget" is a phrase that is mainly used by a certaint group of people
The phrase means in english "Steal or get stolen", to make it fun it has to be said and understood in Danish

Zig eller bliv zigget, det er min telefon nu!

Zig eller bliv zigget by MikkelYT10 September 17, 2022

Homo-blivious 

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.

Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!

Homo-blivious by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010

blivot 

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

See that guy? What a blivot.
Yer mother is a blivot, like you.

blivot by Big Daddy April 25, 2004

blivet

ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Andy IS a blivet.

blivet by Dave Knapp January 23, 2003