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1. Adjective, short for oblivious, entirely unaware or clueless
"She asked to borrow my car, but she had never learned to drive. She's so bliv.
bliv by t.r. kielikello April 22, 2005
Related Words
blivit • blivet • bliv • blivid • Bliveiant • Bliver • blivot • blive • Bliven • Bliverix
A person who is oBLIVious to what is going on around him or her.
The bus driver had to tell the bliv to get up from his seat so the lady with the stroller could sit down.
bliv by pentozali December 20, 2009

Zig eller bliv zigget 

"Zig eller bliv zigget" is a phrase that is mainly used by a certaint group of people
The phrase means in english "Steal or get stolen", to make it fun it has to be said and understood in Danish
Zig eller bliv zigget, det er min telefon nu!
Zig eller bliv zigget by MikkelYT10 September 17, 2022

Homo-blivious 

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.
Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!
Homo-blivious by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
See that guy? What a blivot.
Yer mother is a blivot, like you.
blivot by Big Daddy April 25, 2004
ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Andy IS a blivet.
blivet by Dave Knapp January 23, 2003
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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