Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. A situation so vile no matter how well you deal with it you will still get dirty.
by Carol Bonkosky July 02, 2003
Like the above definitions a blivet truely is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag, but is much more entertaining, and will bring more laughter when used in reference to a fat chick wearing clothes that are too small to hold all her rolliosis (abundance of fat rolls).
by keesdog May 03, 2009
by Baygul April 14, 2011
A 5 gallon container filled with 10 gallons of shit. It isn't that well-known yet, but it comes in handy if you know what it means!
by Alaras February 10, 2006
He is a blivet.
by ZSBS September 11, 2010
In combat in Viet Nam we often had no access to toilet paper. Blivets could be found in our drawers and even in our socks.
by H R Boyle January 21, 2005