The ship of Blitzen and Hearthstone (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series), that most people assume are gay but some people still stick with that they are only best buds, like Legolas and Gimli. Possibly also the best ship in the series, though this may be controversial.

"Hey, do you ship blitzstone?"

blitzstone by 3114Paige February 21, 2018

Related Words

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Blitzin'

(Bliht-zihn)
- Verb

1. Rocking out.
2. Partying down.
3. Doing something others consider cool.
4. One of Santa's reindeer.

1. Lex, you are blitzin' out!
2. Let's get blitzin'!
3. Keep on blitzin'!
4. On Dasher, on whoever, on Blitzin'...

Blitzin' by Lex.M February 3, 2010

Blitzing the A gap

Slang term for Anal Sex. In the sport American Football, blitzing the A gap means to send in a defensive player, almost always a linebacker, through the small space between the center and the left or right guard.

If someone hears you mention blitzing the A gap and assumes it's dirty slang, chances are you can convince them that you're talking about football.

Man, that linebacker sure can blitz the A gap of that offense.

Damn, she's got a nice ass. I wouldn't mind blitzing the A gap.

Blitzing the A gap by Blitz her right in the A-Gap July 10, 2015

Blizzity blow

What white guys think "a baller" says

"And I was all blizzity blow up in that shit."

Blizzity blow by Whitey Mac...donald November 28, 2013

Blitzstanified

Blitzstanified is a state of being. One who is extremely high is said to be blitzstanified. The origin of this word comes from the German word blitzkrieg meaning an initial bombardment followed by the employment of forces attacking with speed and surprise to prevent an enemy from implementing a coherent defense. This is quite similar to the way excellent weed quickly infiltrates your system leaving you incoherent or blitzstanified.

After we killed that blunt of NYC Sour Diesel we were all extremely blitzstanified, leaving us nearly unable to choose a place to order food from.

Blitzstanified by Young Grizzle, Big Falex January 7, 2008

blitzing

to be getting stoned

hey man, what did you get up to last night?

-not much, was just blitzing in my car.

nice.

blitzing by brocky1 February 22, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026