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Blitzstanified 

Blitzstanified is a state of being. One who is extremely high is said to be blitzstanified. The origin of this word comes from the German word blitzkrieg meaning an initial bombardment followed by the employment of forces attacking with speed and surprise to prevent an enemy from implementing a coherent defense. This is quite similar to the way excellent weed quickly infiltrates your system leaving you incoherent or blitzstanified.
After we killed that blunt of NYC Sour Diesel we were all extremely blitzstanified, leaving us nearly unable to choose a place to order food from.
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Blingstone 

A sparkling adornment that is designed to resemble a diamond or crystal, but is made from glass or another low cost material. A fugazzi gem stone. A cheap imitation of a legit jewel.
I like how the Blingstone on your fingernail glistens.
Blingstone by Lumimatty June 3, 2019

blitzboner

Very fast occurring and unexpected penis erection which can disappear as quickly as it has appeared.
She: What the hell is that?
He: Never mind, it is just a blitzboner.
She: What does this mean *laughing*
He: It is a boner which occurs and disappears as quick as a lightning bolt.
She: Ah, I see now....errr....wait...I see nothing. Where is it now?

He: It is gone now *sadface*
blitzboner by Cronquist July 27, 2017

BlitzStorm 

A sudden and intense storm accompanied by strong winds and heavy rain, potentially causing damage or chaos.

BlitzStorm - a bold, daring and energetic person! They are the life of the party, always ready to take on new challenges and adventures. They might have a rebellious streak and be unafraid to speak their mind.
Boy 1: I can't stop thinking about her, she's like a BlitzStorm.

Boy 2: Oh yeah, she's definitely one of a kind. I've never met someone so bold and fearless before.
BlitzStorm by OOGAWHAMA September 16, 2023