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Blitzstanified 

Blitzstanified is a state of being. One who is extremely high is said to be blitzstanified. The origin of this word comes from the German word blitzkrieg meaning an initial bombardment followed by the employment of forces attacking with speed and surprise to prevent an enemy from implementing a coherent defense. This is quite similar to the way excellent weed quickly infiltrates your system leaving you incoherent or blitzstanified.
After we killed that blunt of NYC Sour Diesel we were all extremely blitzstanified, leaving us nearly unable to choose a place to order food from.
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Blingstone 

A sparkling adornment that is designed to resemble a diamond or crystal, but is made from glass or another low cost material. A fugazzi gem stone. A cheap imitation of a legit jewel.
I like how the Blingstone on your fingernail glistens.
Blingstone by Lumimatty June 3, 2019

blitzboner

Very fast occurring and unexpected penis erection which can disappear as quickly as it has appeared.
She: What the hell is that?
He: Never mind, it is just a blitzboner.
She: What does this mean *laughing*
He: It is a boner which occurs and disappears as quick as a lightning bolt.
She: Ah, I see now....errr....wait...I see nothing. Where is it now?

He: It is gone now *sadface*
blitzboner by Cronquist July 27, 2017

BlitzStorm 

A sudden and intense storm accompanied by strong winds and heavy rain, potentially causing damage or chaos.

BlitzStorm - a bold, daring and energetic person! They are the life of the party, always ready to take on new challenges and adventures. They might have a rebellious streak and be unafraid to speak their mind.
Boy 1: I can't stop thinking about her, she's like a BlitzStorm.

Boy 2: Oh yeah, she's definitely one of a kind. I've never met someone so bold and fearless before.
BlitzStorm by OOGAWHAMA September 16, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026