Blitziest 

The highest form of blitzer. Only true muthafuckas like George Washington or the OG Obama Good can get to this level of blitzer. Although, people still say it because they try to get to their levels or try to explain how awesome that thing was to blow their fucking stupid minds.

That is the blitziest dress I have ever seen.

That steamy fanfic made me feel like I am the blitzest person in the world.

Blitziest by XxB3@UTY80085xX August 18, 2016

blitzstone

The ship of Blitzen and Hearthstone (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series), that most people assume are gay but some people still stick with that they are only best buds, like Legolas and Gimli. Possibly also the best ship in the series, though this may be controversial.

"Hey, do you ship blitzstone?"

blitzstone by 3114Paige February 21, 2018

Blitzstanified 

Blitzstanified is a state of being. One who is extremely high is said to be blitzstanified. The origin of this word comes from the German word blitzkrieg meaning an initial bombardment followed by the employment of forces attacking with speed and surprise to prevent an enemy from implementing a coherent defense. This is quite similar to the way excellent weed quickly infiltrates your system leaving you incoherent or blitzstanified.

After we killed that blunt of NYC Sour Diesel we were all extremely blitzstanified, leaving us nearly unable to choose a place to order food from.

Blitzstanified by Young Grizzle, Big Falex January 7, 2008

blitzarstardust 

blitzarstardust is an amazing person! their so pretty and their content always puts me in a good mood! I love their edits as wells I think their amazing! I’d definitely recommend checking out their TikTok page :]

Woah! Blitzarstardust just posted!

blitzarstardust by cotton candy is the best December 30, 2021

BLITZSTI 

Another word for asshole, prick, cocksucker for intra-web forums such as i-club.

Stop picking on my because I'm new, you fucking BLITZSTI

BLITZSTI by George who wants an STI September 7, 2005

blitzinsnoozle 

A trash human being who needs to be punished by being thrown in a blender. Basically just a complete and utter trash goblin.

Bailey ~ have you seen that new girl Susan?
Marty ~ no but I’ve heard she’s a complete and utter blitzinsnoozle

blitzinsnoozle by Corgiinmyass February 2, 2018

Blitties 

The biggest of the titty family. Big ole titties.

Everytime I go to Samantha’s house she lets me play with her blitties.

Blitties by BigDogYanaBo April 9, 2020