Very fast occurring and unexpected peniserection which can disappear as quickly as it has appeared.
She: What the hell is that?
He: Never mind, it is just a blitzboner.
She: What does this mean *laughing*
He: It is a boner which occurs and disappears as quick as a lightning bolt.
She: Ah, I see now....errr....wait...I see nothing. Where is it now?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).