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blitzboner

Very fast occurring and unexpected penis erection which can disappear as quickly as it has appeared.
She: What the hell is that?
He: Never mind, it is just a blitzboner.
She: What does this mean *laughing*
He: It is a boner which occurs and disappears as quick as a lightning bolt.
She: Ah, I see now....errr....wait...I see nothing. Where is it now?

He: It is gone now *sadface*
blitzboner by Cronquist July 27, 2017
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bitboner 

An erection that occurs as the result of a sexual attraction to someone's Bitmoji
Is it weird that my wife's Bitmoji turns me on? Every time she sends me one, I get a Bitboner.
bitboner by Lebfro June 10, 2017
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Blizzoner 

Nickname given to NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg following the city's non-response to Dec. 2010 blizzard. This is a play on the nickname Hizzoner usually bestowed on NYC mayors.
Somebody better tell Blizzoner more snow is on the way.
Blizzoner by LMNoVET January 18, 2011

BLITZPOKER 

An Online Poker Platform where poker fanatics play poker tourneys and cash games. It is the most favourite Online Poker Destination in India.
Where do you prefer playing online poker in India? Dude, I love playing at BLITZPOKER!
BLITZPOKER by ukpoker August 22, 2023

BLITZPOKER 

A cool poker place somewhere in the poker universe to play online poker!
Hey folks! Let's play poker at BLITZPOKER.
Hey have you checked out how cool blitzpoker.com is?
BLITZPOKER by HellozWorld January 16, 2024
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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