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blitzboner

Very fast occurring and unexpected penis erection which can disappear as quickly as it has appeared.
She: What the hell is that?
He: Never mind, it is just a blitzboner.
She: What does this mean *laughing*
He: It is a boner which occurs and disappears as quick as a lightning bolt.
She: Ah, I see now....errr....wait...I see nothing. Where is it now?

He: It is gone now *sadface*
blitzboner by Cronquist July 27, 2017
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bitboner 

An erection that occurs as the result of a sexual attraction to someone's Bitmoji
Is it weird that my wife's Bitmoji turns me on? Every time she sends me one, I get a Bitboner.
bitboner by Lebfro June 10, 2017
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Blizzoner 

Nickname given to NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg following the city's non-response to Dec. 2010 blizzard. This is a play on the nickname Hizzoner usually bestowed on NYC mayors.
Somebody better tell Blizzoner more snow is on the way.
Blizzoner by LMNoVET January 18, 2011

BLITZPOKER 

An Online Poker Platform where poker fanatics play poker tourneys and cash games. It is the most favourite Online Poker Destination in India.
Where do you prefer playing online poker in India? Dude, I love playing at BLITZPOKER!
BLITZPOKER by ukpoker August 22, 2023

BLITZPOKER 

A cool poker place somewhere in the poker universe to play online poker!
Hey folks! Let's play poker at BLITZPOKER.
Hey have you checked out how cool blitzpoker.com is?
BLITZPOKER by HellozWorld January 16, 2024
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 2:......
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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