blitzboner

Very fast occurring and unexpected penis erection which can disappear as quickly as it has appeared.

She: What the hell is that?
He: Never mind, it is just a blitzboner.
She: What does this mean *laughing*
He: It is a boner which occurs and disappears as quick as a lightning bolt.
She: Ah, I see now....errr....wait...I see nothing. Where is it now?

He: It is gone now *sadface*

by Cronquist July 27, 2017

bitboner

An erection that occurs as the result of a sexual attraction to someone's Bitmoji

Is it weird that my wife's Bitmoji turns me on? Every time she sends me one, I get a Bitboner.

by Lebfro June 10, 2017

Blizzoner

Nickname given to NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg following the city's non-response to Dec. 2010 blizzard. This is a play on the nickname Hizzoner usually bestowed on NYC mayors.

Somebody better tell Blizzoner more snow is on the way.

by LMNoVET January 18, 2011

BLITZPOKER

An Online Poker Platform where poker fanatics play poker tourneys and cash games. It is the most favourite Online Poker Destination in India.

Where do you prefer playing online poker in India? Dude, I love playing at BLITZPOKER!

by ukpoker August 22, 2023

BLITZPOKER

A cool poker place somewhere in the poker universe to play online poker!

Hey folks! Let's play poker at BLITZPOKER.
Hey have you checked out how cool blitzpoker.com is?

by HellozWorld January 16, 2024