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Blipping 

The platonic form of male masturbation. Blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man (presumably) lightly pinches the side tissue of his penis as a form of self soothing.
When I'm blipping, I'm happy. Blip to the tip for a great relief.
Blipping by zozo420 May 19, 2017
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blipping 

The act of receiving oral sex while using smokeless tobacco or dip. Not a socially acceptable practice in some circles, but always worthwhile when properly attained.
Yea i was blipping the other day and the girl found out and she left.
blipping by fratstar699 November 29, 2009

Blipping 

1) A platonic way for guys to achieve mild orgasm. Blipping is when you use the good ol' pinch and roll method to soothe the itchy areas of your balls, but instead of rolling the skin, you sink your nails deep into the itchy patch of skin and then slowly and gentling clawing at it. When performing this, it will give you a great deal of soothing pleasure (and will make your balls incredibly sensitive). It is also more commonly known as pinch and dig.

2) The prelude to male masturbation. In this sense, blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man lightly puts pressure on the side tissue of his penis with his thumb, as to get stiff for something they're about to get off to.
1) When I'm blipping, I'm happy. Blip at the source of the itch for the best relief.

2) As a notification lit up my screen and saw that it was from a hot chick on Tinder, I naturally began to blip.

blipping 

a substitute for a swear word. bickers, pepples
no1: I hate you you Fu-
no2: don't you say the blipping f-word at me!
blipping by fugabutacus September 1, 2005

vtec blipping 

1. the hitting of vtec then quickly switching to the next gear as soon as it hits. 2. to hit vtec while under full acceleration while switching gears early enough to fall in and out of vtec.
1st gear mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(vtec)AWWWWWWW shft 2nd gear mmmmmmmmmmmm(vtec)AAAAAAAWWW shift 3rd gear mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(vtec)AWWWWWWWWWW etc. (vtec blipping)
to be vaping your head off while your parents aren’t home and continuously vaping for the vaping buzz !!
gonna b blippin me head off toni no one home 😂 “
blippin by msav.ie May 1, 2022

Blepping 

the act of leaving the tongue, usually the tip, outside the mouth unconsciously; particularly by cats or other animals.
Mike's cat is always blepping. It's the cutest thing.
Blepping by Sadizzle4Shizzle May 15, 2015
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