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Blepping 

The act of using a stiffened arm and hand to awkwardly pat an animal, object, or person.
Hudson: Aw, this dog deserves a good blepping! Blep! Blep!

Happy Blapping 

Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.
Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"
Happy Blapping by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006

Sharticle blapping 

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.
Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!
Sharticle blapping by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Blipping 

The platonic form of male masturbation. Blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man (presumably) lightly pinches the side tissue of his penis as a form of self soothing.
When I'm blipping, I'm happy. Blip to the tip for a great relief.
Blipping by zozo420 May 19, 2017

blupping 

a substitute for ā€˜fucking’ in a sentence.
i’m so blupping tired.
merry blupping christmas!
blupping by itsyaboik June 29, 2018
a cool word used to block out or substitute swear words.

synonym is beep!
the word bleeping is so bleeping cool!! =)