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Clunky, cumbersome, or awkward. Something that's larger than it needs to be is blonky, as is anything that should be smaller and more trim, or that has square edges that should be rounded.
Compared with transistor radios, boom boxes are very blonky.
Blonky by The Odessa Kid July 7, 2011

Blinky Eyes 

The Blinky Eyes

1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.

How to use blinky eyes.

1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.
Bob: Heaiii guys i haz joek! :)
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*

Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*
Blinky Eyes by 22MidnA22 August 29, 2009

blinky-hug

The "blinky-hug effect" is a curious phenomenon that occurs late at night, wherein the afflicted will feel the distinct impression that his or her eyes are receiving tiny, warm hugs each time he or she blinks. The effect is extended into a kind of loving embrace when the eyes are closed for longer periods, and can be difficult to recover from.
It should also be noted that those wearing contact lenses will feel the blinky-hug effect sooner and more dramatically than their un-lensed peers.
Jill: So what are you doing tonight?
Jack: Man, I'm already getting blinky-hugs. I think I'll just hit the sheets.
blinky-hug by Wiffle Knight June 14, 2010
A street term for gun. Usually meaning a handgun.
Yo, there might be some problems later so make sure u bring the blinky.
Blinky by Macho_BX December 17, 2008
I sleep with a blinky under my pillow, in case I need to stab a nigga coming at me during the night.
Blinky by Persuadatron August 26, 2017
A blinky is a gun.
A gun is a blinky.
Blinkies are Guns.
Guns are Blinkies.
blinky by Chinaboy April 16, 2008