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A term for someone who goes against what you are saying, and because of this, there are negative repurcussions to them.
"oh, that James Murray, he is such a blingus!"
blingus by Mark murray November 22, 2004
An utter fool. Someone who only does stupid foolish things all the time.
You are such an absolute blingus!
Blingus by Rosleeeburgers June 10, 2020

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle 

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.
Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

Bingus_with_the_bingus 

Wow it's bingus_with_the_bingus!
a godlike form.
not much known about this legendary creature other then the fact bingus is affiliated with jon arbuckle
"woah is that bingus"
"h"
bingus by cheeseitz69 October 16, 2020
An internet meme of a Sphynx cat with multiple filters to make the cat appear smooth, this cat has come to be known as ‘Bingus’ due to popularity
Person 1: “Have you seen bingus?”
Person 2: “bit.ly/341ctf8”
Bingus by YeahheaY October 16, 2020