blingus blingus

Latin for "bling bling"

Caesar got shanked by Brutus because he showed off his blingus blingus too much.

by Dan February 28, 2004

blingus

A term for someone who goes against what you are saying, and because of this, there are negative repurcussions to them.

"oh, that James Murray, he is such a blingus!"

by Mark murray November 23, 2004

Blingus

An utter fool. Someone who only does stupid foolish things all the time.

You are such an absolute blingus!

by Rosleeeburgers June 10, 2020

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024