blingus 

A term for someone who goes against what you are saying, and because of this, there are negative repurcussions to them.

"oh, that James Murray, he is such a blingus!"

blingus by Mark murray November 22, 2004

Blingus 

An utter fool. Someone who only does stupid foolish things all the time.

You are such an absolute blingus!

Blingus by Rosleeeburgers June 10, 2020

blingus blingus 

Latin for "bling bling"

Caesar got shanked by Brutus because he showed off his blingus blingus too much.

blingus blingus by Dan February 27, 2004

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle 

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

bingus 

a godlike form.
not much known about this legendary creature other then the fact bingus is affiliated with jon arbuckle

"woah is that bingus"
"h"

bingus by cheeseitz69 October 16, 2020

Bingus 

An internet meme of a Sphynx cat with multiple filters to make the cat appear smooth, this cat has come to be known as ‘Bingus’ due to popularity

Person 1: “Have you seen bingus?”
Person 2: “bit.ly/341ctf8”

Bingus by YeahheaY October 16, 2020

bingus 

bingus is an all powerful being

bingus is coming

bingus by bigman1123 January 31, 2021