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Blexed is the art of becoming incomprehensibly annihilated through substantial substance abuse. Usually involving a concoction of multiple substances, although the desired effect can be stimulated of any one.
Greg: "Do you want to get blexed tonight?"

Steve: *Muttering Gibberish* "I'm half way there!"
Blexed by MandemOfTheErb January 16, 2017
Words you can keep
Sounds like blessed, but blexed is the short word for families who are both mixed (bi-racial) and blended (step).
That family is blended b/c they both had kids before they were married, they are also mixed b/c the kids are interracial... essentially they are blexed.
Blexed by JennifertBlack March 14, 2013
I am blexed right now.
blexed by dexelb October 29, 2023

My black heart bleeds for you 

A phrase meaning to have a strong hatred towards someone or something.
"Yay I won 100 dollars!" Said Eric.

"My black heart bleeds for you." Says Agatha.

Bleedy old toe 

A severe affliction that befalls certain professionals who spend too much time wearing leather shoes in an office environment.
Great day at work, apart from the bleedy old toe flaring up says Arch.
Bleedy old toe by bleedyoldtoe March 9, 2016

fresh bleeder 

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina
Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder
fresh bleeder by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

da bleedin hack of ye

An Irish, inner city Dublin slang word meaning:

"The state of you"

"You are disgusting"

"Ugly" etc.
Example 1- Girl: do ye like me new dress? Just bought it in penneys.

Girl 2: no, da bleedin hack of ye!

Example 2- Boy: ugh I was so in bits last night

Boy2: I know, u shifted dat bird and da bleedin hack of her
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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