Blexed

Blexed is the art of becoming incomprehensibly annihilated through substantial substance abuse. Usually involving a concoction of multiple substances, although the desired effect can be stimulated of any one.

Greg: "Do you want to get blexed tonight?"

Steve: *Muttering Gibberish* "I'm half way there!"

by MandemOfTheErb January 16, 2017

Blexed

Sounds like blessed, but blexed is the short word for families who are both mixed (bi-racial) and blended (step).

That family is blended b/c they both had kids before they were married, they are also mixed b/c the kids are interracial... essentially they are blexed.

by JennifertBlack March 14, 2013

blexed

The art of feeling liberated.

I am blexed right now.

by dexelb October 29, 2023

My black heart bleeds for you

A phrase meaning to have a strong hatred towards someone or something.

"Yay I won 100 dollars!" Said Eric.

"My black heart bleeds for you." Says Agatha.

by Applemilk November 2, 2016

Bleedy old toe

A severe affliction that befalls certain professionals who spend too much time wearing leather shoes in an office environment.

Great day at work, apart from the bleedy old toe flaring up says Arch.

by bleedyoldtoe March 9, 2016

fresh bleeder

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina

Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder

by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

da bleedin hack of ye

An Irish, inner city Dublin slang word meaning:

"The state of you"

"You are disgusting"

"Ugly" etc.

Example 1- Girl: do ye like me new dress? Just bought it in penneys.

Girl 2: no, da bleedin hack of ye!

Example 2- Boy: ugh I was so in bits last night

Boy2: I know, u shifted dat bird and da bleedin hack of her

by Daffodildo January 5, 2014