blewn

Past/present tense of "to blow."

If I had to ride a bicycle with no seat it would blewn.

by chief March 8, 2005

blewn out

Blewn out refers to when someone is taken out on a sailboat. This is similar to being flown out, but instead on a sailboat.

I heard you got “blewn out” on my friend Clint’s sailboat
What are you doing this weekend?

Trying to get blewn out?

Where are you docked?

The Marina

What time?

Saturday at 7am

Cool, I’ll be there

by Mhill August 9, 2019

tri-poly blend

A fictitious fiber blend often mentioned by Paula Poundstone during her podcast. It is supposedly used to craft her fine line of T-shirts.

"These shirts are made from a remarkably soft Tri-Poly Blend."

by mpaandaa November 5, 2018

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Blenheim

A small, and incredibly dull, town in New Zealand that is almost exclusively populated with retirees. It could be best described as a Retirement Village, due to the vinegar odor created by both the smell of both wine production and the incontinence of the locals. It has the highest sales figures for adult nappies in New Zealand.

Mate: Why does it smell of piss everywhere?

Other Mate: It's Blenheim.

by ThatsNotMyRealName September 15, 2021

Blender game

Two or more guys put there penis in a blender, the first one to pull out or get cut loses

"Damn i have a big dick i always lose the blender game"

by Redmovement March 19, 2015

Blendette

A word originating from the game Dead by Daylight that refers to a Prestige 3 Claudette Morel player. Claudette is infamous in DbD for her extremely dark colour palette and thus, is abused by immersed players, which you cannot even see on certain parts of maps.

Streamer: “Ugh, 3 Blendettes joined the lobby. Time to put on a mori!”

by Your Kahnum September 19, 2019