Blender on
Blender on by BlenderRunner July 19, 2015
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I think I might have left the blender turned on
1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.
2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)
*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
Whats cracking on the blender
Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).
Whats cracking on the blender by OliviaWild February 28, 2021
strap on a bender
Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.
strap on a bender by stateworkers July 25, 2015
Jards on a bender
dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth
'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth
'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬
person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends
This is an example of "Jards on a bender"
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends
This is an example of "Jards on a bender"
Jards on a bender by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020
BV on a bender
BV on a bender by BV on a bender aka disco minge October 10, 2020
One Eyed Blender
1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.
1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.
1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.
One Eyed Blender by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006