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Adjective describing someone who naturally goes to sleep late and wakes up late. This is officially called "delayed sleep-phase syndrome."
Harry got up around noon, telling his family, "I'm not lazy, I'm blemis."
blemis by FreeClench December 15, 2008
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The foam scum that forms when you put instant coffee in the microwave heated water. This can be avoided by put the sugar in first.
Having blemis on your coffee is yucky.
blemis by Owl Hawk June 16, 2010
An undefinable higher power that especially can't be perceived by 12 year olds or Romanians
A 12 year old Romanian: ''What is Bemis?''
Intellectual Bri'ish and Finnish: ''Bemis is bemis.''
Bemis by vandufan857 January 15, 2021

blemski and chill 

smoking blems (ciggerettes) while watching netflix
link me up and we can blemski and chill

Blemsday 

An event held every Wednesday at approximately 4PM where a group of people go out for a blem
“Every Wednesday is Blemsday”

“Will you be joining us this Blemsday?”
Blemsday by ~hw3 May 12, 2019

cum blemish 

A mark or stain left on clothing or bed sheets after sex.
I noticed that Miley Cyrus had a large cum blemish on her dress last night when i watched The Voice on TV.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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