bemis

A name for the toilet on those sloppy drunken nights

"How was your Friday night?"
"I spent most of the night with Bemis"

by Breanne November 16, 2004

bemis

Coolest dude ever.... ever.. ever ever.

Hey where's the bemis?

by Ryan March 24, 2004

bemis

I stupid word for penis. Used by people acting silly, or insulting one another.

HAHAHA, that bitch loves the bemis!!!
Oh my god, William is such a bemis!

by Jack Tutolus May 4, 2006

bemis

a slang for my friends mike and pat

what a bunch of bemis'

by grubbman March 19, 2019

bemis

The most Horrible Roomate ever!!

He is sooooo cruel to me.

by Alan Chu (AChu07) April 21, 2005

Bemis

An undefinable higher power that especially can't be perceived by 12 year olds or Romanians

A 12 year old Romanian: ''What is Bemis?''
Intellectual Bri'ish and Finnish: ''Bemis is bemis.''

by vandufan857 January 15, 2021

Bemis

a toilet brand at home depot.

hmmm it's a bemis

by Bemis April 1, 2022