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American English: Bemis'd

Phonetic Pronunciation: bEE-muhs-D

Phrasal adjective

The act of being Bemis'd

Verb (Informal)
past tense: Bemis'd; past participle: Bemis'd
"we got Bemis'd tonight on the ice"

Used alone, or as a noun / verb in various phrases to express the overwhelming crippling defeat at the hands of a pro curler. "We got easily 'Bemis'd' in tonights curling match'.

Origin
Early 21st Century of Eastern Shore Term; Sporting /slang/, possibly from the Latin root 'Besom-is' a broom made of twigs tied around a stick "having finished at last, she took her besom to the door, and beat it against a stone"
Did you see the score on sheet A? Yeah they definitely got Bemis'd.
Bemis'd by pseudonminiminum December 5, 2019
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American English: Bemis'd

Phonetic Pronunciation: bEE-muhs-D

Phrasal adjective

The act of being Bemis'd

Verb (Informal)
past tense: Bemis'd; past participle: Bemis'd
"we got Bemis'd tonight on the ice"

Used alone, or as a noun / verb in various phrases to express the overwhelming crippling defeat at the hands of a pro curler. "We got easily 'Bemis'd' in tonights curling match'.

Origin
Early 21st Century of Eastern Shore Term; Sporting /slang/, possibly from the Latin root 'Besom-is' a broom made of twigs tied around a stick "having finished at last, she took her besom to the door, and beat it against a stone"
Did you see the score on sheet A? Yeah they definitely got Bemis'd.
Bemis'd by pseudonminiminum December 5, 2019

bemisderfer 

A true embodiment of the individual terms "bemis" and "derfer" (give those a quick Google, seriously). Nonetheless, a tireless worker and dedicated leader. Will often overwork herself, doing things for others that she neglects to delegate. Can be recognized in a crowd by her bleached hair and piercing laugh. Will bear no biological children, and yet a "sea momma" to many... and a mother to dozen(s) of stray cats. Can consume inhumane quantities of boxed wine and other inexpensive alcoholic beverages, yet still shows up to work on time. Is quite well off, although her fortune is largely un-invested and safely stored in her mattress and other low-APY CDs. Speaks Floridian English (Southern accent, but a bit swampy), and is best known by her perceived mating call "HURHURHUR", frequently used at the end of a conversation.
"Coworker: I only made 9th percentile on my last exam."
"Bemisderfer: HURHURHUR!"
bemisderfer by watchstander21 April 14, 2021

Bepis-Co Detos 

An awful joke snack by a ripoff of pepsi-co's doritos.

The flavors they have are;
Tangy Cheese
Bleu Cheese And Ranch Asiago
Northern Mint
Spicy Tangy Cheese

Spicy Bleu Cheese And Ranch Asiago
Sweeter Northern Mint
Blazin Hot Tangy Cheesy
Blazin Hot Bleu Cheese And Ranch Asiago
Extra Sweet Northern Mint
Grilled Steak And Onion

Miso Soup Delight
Midnight Bar Beer Batter Chicken
And Sweet and Flamin Barbeque.
Yo, want some Bepis-Co Detos?
Bro what the fuck are those.
Have you not heard, they have tons of flavor and crunch, try them o-
LISTEN FUCKER, IM TIRED OF LISTENING TO YOUR STUPID LITTLE ADS, SCREW OFF.
Bepis-Co Detos by Bepis-Co January 26, 2023

Bepis-Co Detos Stacks

Bepis-Co off-brand doritos but with a stupid twist, that also rips off doritos stax from the UK.
They're stackable.
If you didn't know this already, please kindly, and respectfully go back to school.
They're also slightly more curved, round, and less pointy so your mouth doesn't fucking get stitched by the end of your serving. They're significantly less full of calories than its regular counterpart, and are alot light and crispier. Essentially, pringles, but you live in a different universe where Bepis-Co is a company that dominates the fast food and snack market so pringles doesn't exist or Bepis-Co sent the creator down to the boiler room of hell.
The flavors are the exact same as the regular detos and yes, this is a stupid way to make more money off of detos.
Try our crunchy new Bepis-Co Detos Stacks, its deliciou-
I have a gun.
Bepis-Co Detos Stacks by Bepis-Co January 26, 2023

dank bepis 

cooler than cool.
dank bepis by underfanreal1 March 17, 2022

Dank Bepis 

exceptionally cool.
Dank Bepis by underfanreal1 March 17, 2022
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