Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Blem is the word for a fag or cigarette.

The word can be used for many different actions.

Come Blem - Come for a cigarette
Blem Motive - Lets go somewhere for a cigarette
Blem Bong Hit (bbm) - Caining tobacco out of a bong until you cant stand due to nicotine rush
Blem Head - Someone who enjoys a morning of 1 pull chonging 9 fags in a row then getting on with their day
I'm Blem - Im on a fat nicotine rush its bless like
Yo, I need a Blem - Heard from a blemhead who hasnt had a fag in 2 mins
Rinse Blem - When someone buys a 50g pouch of tobacco (Golden Virginia or Gold Leaf ideally) and decides to rinse and cain the pack in a few hours.

Blem is a lifestyle, something that one can use to get through the day. Its just something to and its gotta be done sometimes.
"AYE YO I NEED A BLEM"
"BLEM IS THE ONLY MOTIVE"
"YO YOU GOT SKINS FOR THIS BLEM FAM"
"YO WE NEED TO RE-UP ON BLEM WE LOW"
"BLEM IS LOVE"
"BLEM IS LIFE"
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A word in drake song basically means your high af
I'm Blem for real I might just say how I feel
by aghghg March 19, 2017
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Blem is anuvva word for fags or ciggarettes. It is used mostly in de greata london area.
by Tom January 10, 2004
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