Bemis 

An undefinable higher power that especially can't be perceived by 12 year olds or Romanians

A 12 year old Romanian: ''What is Bemis?''
Intellectual Bri'ish and Finnish: ''Bemis is bemis.''

Bemis by vandufan857 January 15, 2021

bemis 

A name for the toilet on those sloppy drunken nights

"How was your Friday night?"
"I spent most of the night with Bemis"

bemis by Breanne November 16, 2004

Bemis 

a toilet brand at home depot.

hmmm it's a bemis

Bemis by Bemis April 1, 2022

Bemis 

A term used for creativity or lyrical/poetic storytelling, often fictional, but based on reality. Or, to simply describe a musically talented chubby jew with a stubbly beard.

Dude. I could smell the Bemis brewing in this room from across the hall. Let me read!!"

Bemis by thundercunts August 16, 2010

bemis 

Coolest dude ever.... ever.. ever ever.

Hey where's the bemis?

bemis by Ryan March 24, 2004

bemis 

I stupid word for penis. Used by people acting silly, or insulting one another.

HAHAHA, that bitch loves the bemis!!!
Oh my god, William is such a bemis!

bemis by Jack Tutolus May 4, 2006

bemis 

a slang for my friends mike and pat

what a bunch of bemis'

bemis by grubbman March 19, 2019