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Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
Related Words
The sound of thunder this afternoon made me beeked.
Beeked by Beekmaster September 24, 2010
Quite simply the state of being high after smoking a bleezy.

Bleezy being a slang word for blunt.
I'm so bleezed! Hahaha.
Bleezed by AZ Stompy December 3, 2010
The state of almost complete debiliation that results from being under the influence of massive amounts of both alcohol and marijuana.
Man, I was so bleezed last night i saw lights!

what did you guys do tuesday?
we got bleezed and watched the jetsons. you?
bleezed by rozduf! August 1, 2004

bleeped out 

1. To censor. 2. An offensive sound, word, or gesture that is blurred or masked by a "beeping" sound.
"I was watching Jerry Springer yesterday and they "bleeped out" almost every word this dude said."
bleeped out by fixyourthinking March 27, 2008

bleaked out 

a term that means drinking an abundant amount of alcohol causing you to pee your pants and as embarrassing as this sounds you don't even know it and you laugh hysterically
"yo dude you hear about finch at Sara's party last week "

"nah dude what happened"

"he bleaked out in front of ever body so they kicked him out"

"haha what a loser"