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A person who spurts way too much into a girls face.. more like a huge wad of cream blasted into someones face..
Wow that guy bleeked that girl so bad.
Bleeked by Buddy Whacket May 13, 2005
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Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
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To get scared (in past tense)
The sound of thunder this afternoon made me beeked.
Beeked by Beekmaster September 24, 2010
Quite simply the state of being high after smoking a bleezy.

Bleezy being a slang word for blunt.
I'm so bleezed! Hahaha.
Bleezed by AZ Stompy December 3, 2010
The state of almost complete debiliation that results from being under the influence of massive amounts of both alcohol and marijuana.
Man, I was so bleezed last night i saw lights!

what did you guys do tuesday?
we got bleezed and watched the jetsons. you?
bleezed by rozduf! August 1, 2004

bleeped out 

1. To censor. 2. An offensive sound, word, or gesture that is blurred or masked by a "beeping" sound.
"I was watching Jerry Springer yesterday and they "bleeped out" almost every word this dude said."
bleeped out by fixyourthinking March 27, 2008

bleaked out 

a term that means drinking an abundant amount of alcohol causing you to pee your pants and as embarrassing as this sounds you don't even know it and you laugh hysterically
"yo dude you hear about finch at Sara's party last week "

"nah dude what happened"

"he bleaked out in front of ever body so they kicked him out"

"haha what a loser"
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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