Blake Shelton's hometown. Once he moved away to Nashville to start his successful and iconic Country music career. He became severely depressed and homesick. Thanks to Blakersfield, all those country people have Blake Shelton, so be thankful. Blakersfield was first founded on February 16, 2017 when Shelton performed at the Rabobank Arena. This is the momentous day in Blakersfield history, it has become an annual celebration to worship Blakersfield's ONE and ONLY God, Blake Shelton. His most famous quotes, "Blakersfield has my heart and my soul", and "God Bless Blakersfield, California" are a true representation of his love and adoration for his homeland. These famous quotes have impacted the lives of the citizens of Blakersfield, and is the only thing that allows them to keep going.

"Howdy partner! Wanna go to Vegas this weekend?"
"Nah man, let's go to Blakersfield instead."

blakersfield by Blake Shelton is my daddy May 21, 2018

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let the poppers pop and the breakers break

I don't know, but I'd like to.

To be MC's, we got what it takes
Let the poppers pop and the breakers break
We're cool cool cats, it's like that

King of Rock
-Run D.M.C

let the poppers pop and the breakers break by theFlagShopIsOutOfStock March 27, 2009

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Jaw breakers.

Boobs that are obviously enhanced by plastic surgery.

Ew dude, those are definetly jaw breakers.

Jaw breakers. by UU85 August 11, 2010

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