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blead time 

The time between the time you cut yourself with a sharp object and the time you start bleeding when you wonder whether or not you will.
Cutting yourself with a triple-blade safety razor has a prolonged blead time
blead time by doctorjosh April 13, 2009
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Bread Time 

Time for bed.
Bro 1: Hey bro it's passed your bread time.

Bro 2: Don't tell me how to beat my wife!
Bread Time by Veliin August 7, 2012
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bread time 

The point of the night when you should stop eating carbs.
Brad: Hey, want anymore pizza?
Chris: Nah, it’s past my bread time.
bread time by Cicciofer December 20, 2017

It's Bread Time 

You're stupid it's 'It's water time' not It's Bread Time bread doesn't do anything

Time-Bleed 

(Noun) Something (Video, Game, Music, etc.) that is good for spending a lot of time, with no productive outcome (Aside from self-entertainment).

Examples include Podcasts, Live Streams/Stream Vods, Music Playlists/Albums, among other long-winded media.
This video/game/podcast/playlist is a good Time-Bleed, if you're looking for one.
Time-Bleed by FoobyDude October 15, 2019

Time Bleed 

The time wasted when you are about to start a task after finishing one.
Mainly this time is used to set up for the upcoming task, or due to procrastination
The key to managing your schedule is to have as less time bleed as possible
Time Bleed by Aryan2712 September 13, 2022

No time to bleed 

Generally used in trash talking, when someone "has no time to bleed" it indicates that they are so badass that they can, by choice, not bleed. This can also indicate the idea that for some reason the other person could not manage to hit them, as opposed to hitting them but not making them bleed.
Guy1: "I'm going to murder you!" *shoots Guy2*
Guy2: *does not bleed from being shot* "I ain't got no time to bleed, fool!" *busts a cap in Guy2*

You attack Dude1 with your Rusty Iron Sword and miss! (279,500 hp left)
Dude1 attacks you with his Demon Sword and does 524,258 damage! (0 hp left)
You have died!
No time to bleed by DaDude9211 June 26, 2008
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