(acronym) pickup-driving redneck-ass piece of shit. Commonly found in Whatcom Skagit and Island counties.
by doctorjosh January 07, 2010

The time between the time you cut yourself with a sharp object and the time you start bleeding when you wonder whether or not you will.
by doctorjosh April 13, 2009

by doctorjosh February 26, 2010

My girl called and I answered but I was on a chip terror with some nacho cheese flavored doritos so I crunched and mumbled into the phone
by doctorjosh March 13, 2010

Politically-correct dumbing down of the English language used to eliminate thoughts and ideas deemed offensive to identified subgroups ie. by gender/race/religion/country of origin. Derived from term originally used to refer to removal of offensive terms (e.g. "strumpet") from Shakespeare's plays by Thomas Bowdler.
Only neovictorian bowdlerization can explain the current anti-intellectual view that gender/race are fluid and that all things are like all other things.
by doctorjosh September 04, 2016

Place where people (mostly women) go to get waxing, chemical peels, laser hair removal, botox and filler injections, and other things all designed to make them look and feel more beautiful.
I just love going to American Laser Centers medspa to get my botox done, the doctor there is so hot!
by doctorjosh January 19, 2010

Using information technology as a terrorist weapon. E.g. releasing classified documents on the internet on Wikileaks.
by doctorjosh December 08, 2010
