blaster-bating

(1)masturbating While a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle

(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn't you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por ass) (man one) damn

by c3000b1atch35 April 25, 2010

Bazinga Blasted

To be jebaited or tricked; To be a complete goof idiot and act very stupid

"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."

by BRWNBOY May 7, 2021

blasturbating

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.

John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.

by Knoodle July 2, 2014

Blasterbating

Furiously masturbating, red-faced, sweating, and often with both hands.

Roger: Man, my cock is sore this morning.
Jerry: Were you masturbating again last night?
Roger: Bro, I wasn't just masturbating, I was blasterbating.
Jerry: Sweet Jesus.

by Cyril Figgis April 13, 2014

Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles February 27, 2012

blasturbating

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.

John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.

by Knoodle July 2, 2014

basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

by MooN333 September 13, 2011