blastizzle

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1. shoot a load
2. fire a high-speed stream in someones face

I blastizzled on your moms face, and your dad licked it off.

blastizzle by jimmy dean November 20, 2003

Words you can keep

babtizzled

1. to have a large water cooler of colored sports drink dumped over one's head after a sports victory.

Damn, that coach just got babtizzled with purple Gator-aid!"

babtizzled by Fotofly December 4, 2010

Related Words

blastizzle • babtizzled • Bashizzle • Bestizzle • Blasticle • blattizle • plastizzle bizzle

Blasticle

There is only one Blasticle out there and he is a suicidal son of a bitch.
His name is derived from exploding testicles...
He has a 3 foot long penis but he also has Erectile Dysfunction (What a waste).
He is uncancellable because no one gives a shit.
He is a tryhard youtube guy who never gets views LMFAO idiot.
His favourite word is "shit"

Blasticle is a huge fucking douchebag.

Blasticle by A-Girl-With-an-ugly-nose-kink November 28, 2021

plastizzle bizzle

plastic bag

fo' shizzle on tha plastizzle bizzle

plastizzle bizzle by Maz May 25, 2003

blattizle

another nigger word that means absolutley nothing

i aint even know nigga

blattizle by another nigger word that means absolutley nothing March 31, 2004

Bestizzle

Your ghetto fabulous best friend.

"Hey Bestizzle you wanna go grab a bite to eat?"

Bestizzle by gangstagrl April 20, 2010

Bashizzle

Any type of event that involves good times and sick rhymes.

Hey girls, let's go to that guy's birthday bashizzle this weekend!

Bashizzle by Jolivia Macoub October 23, 2011

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026